Scandinavian Jokes

Take a Hike

Take a Hike

Ole came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike.

“Vere did you get da money for da bike? Dat musta cost $500,” he asked.

“It was easy, Dad,” little Lars replied. “I earned it hiking.”

“Come on Lars,” Ole said. “Tell me da truth.”

“Dat is da truth Dad!” Lars replied.

“Every night you ver gone, Sven, would come over to see Mom. He’d give me a $10 bill and tell me ta take a hike